Im sick again AND Im getting fat – take your best shot!!

On the real, is the universe tryna kick me while I’m already down?

I’ve never had abs or anything but I didnt have a beer/pot/bung belly either!! Now its like I can’t even see my toes without my tummy getting in the way (MAJOR EXAGGERATION! But anywaysssss……). I blame it on the Xmas cake, the Xmas food, the ice cream and cheese-cake and all that other celebratory food that I really dont eat on a regular!! I feel so uncomfortable when I sleep. I toss and turn, I’m breathing heavier, goshhh! Its really taking a toll on me. Funny enough though, the weight’s all in my tummy. Nothing else has gotten significantly bigger. This really does bother me BUUUUUTTTT I’m very lazy (if you know ME you know THIS!) so I won’t be exercising for nothing!! LOL. I just need to cut back on my intake and drink loads (and I mean LOADS!) of water.

And on top of that the universe saw it fit to slap me with ‘The Winter Bug’…Yep! I was just as confused as you. I had to ask the medic twice! LOL! How tha hell did I get something like that?! Anyway, thats just that half, that lasted me like 2/3 days…not its day number 4 and guess what?? I have a sore throat and a runny nose! *SIGH!*

I’m about to explode of frustration, I swear! BTW, aint we just 17 days into the year? URRRGHH!! 2kMine what happened mayyyyn?! If there is anyone else who wanted to mess me about, now’s the best time to take your best shot!!

PS: I’m bored!!

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